$SIMP is the greatest Zilliqa Blockchain meme token ever created.
All year, we had to hear every virgin “WHERE’S MY USE CASE?” loser whine about meme coins, while the studs of DOGE and SAFEMOON became millionaires.
Go read what all these stuck-up crypto nerds wrote about DOGE before March 2021. All of them claimed it was IMPOSSIBLE for Doge to pass $0.10 this year. All of ‘em!
“iT’s oLd TecHNOlogy!”…”IT’s jUsT a MEME!”…”tHe mAth CLEARly ShoWS ThaT the CIRCULATING SUPPLY iS tOO BiG!”…”STOP!”
If you listened to any of these dorks because they wear glasses and act like they’re smart, CONGRATS: You’re still a loser, and you missed out on some HUGE GAINS (and maybe you missed out on fucking their moms). Good luck at the strip club with your roll of quarters.
About us!
We’re a ducking fraternity of long-time crypto investors, token developers, and nymphomaniacs who love making money, driving the fastest cars, motorboating the jiggliest *******,
We know there are billions of other SIMPs out there who also enjoy what’s best in life, and are man enough to take this bull run by the horns and ride it into a fortune. We’re here to build a community of the baddest in crypto.
We spent the last year laughing while virgin betas who call themselves experts convinced gullible f*** that they could predict what the market would do about meme tokens, just because they wear glasses and know some math. Meanwhile, the market told them to go f*** themselves and high fived Doge and SafeMoon mooned.
We’ve created the greatest meme token that ever existed. The bull run is galloping at full stride.
Come join the brotherhood and make some money.
